Muffin Lung

A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung.

Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!

Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.

by Greeface February 8, 2010

Jesus Murphy

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.

(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!

by FNods May 20, 2012

Mustard Shot Positive

When someone is so sure of their answer, they are willing to drink a shot glass full of mustard if they are incorrect. Usually used to overrule a friend or teammate's answer to a trivia question.

Roscoe was Mustard Shot Positive that the answer to the trivia question was "November Rain". He ended up drinking 1.5 ounces of dijon.

by MKLynch June 5, 2011

Munchados

The Mega munchies you get after tokin some sticky icky. Mostly mexican food.

Rick: Yo, what you wanna eat?

Doug: Taco Bell imma cop some Munchados.

Rick: You're hella fucked.

by jkurzzy August 9, 2009

must-have

needed or truly desirable; essential; also, something that is considered essential or truly desirable

This LEGO set is a must-have!

by Fergiinka March 28, 2010

Murdochracy

The murder of democracy through misinformation - via Rupert Murdoch's "news" outlets.

By framing the narrative through his tabloid and TV outlets in Australia, the US and UK, Rupert Murdoch manipulates the collective consensus, changing ostensibly democratically elected governments at will, to meet his commercial and political needs. Murdochracy is a hijacking of democracy by controlling, restricting and distorting the information on which people make decisions to vote.

by anthfp September 7, 2013

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

The Battle cry of Giorno Giovanna's stand, Gold Experience, when he screws up an enemy like a boss in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5.

Giorno: Did you really think you'd get away with that, a piece of shit like you?
Cioccolata: UR SO MEAN! >:(
Gold Experience: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

by exportedtoastie November 3, 2020