girl: my man candy Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm
boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm
boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm
by sandrwich September 14, 2013
The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.
You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.
It's a specific Case of the Mondays.
You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.
It's a specific Case of the Mondays.
Dude 1: Hey dude. I saw you making out with Jill in Lori's kitchen yesterday. Now that's what I call a Touchdown.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 10, 2007
A simple way to make the world a better place. Starting with beating the cliche of gloomy mondays... you know, going back to work, school, whatever. To do this, its as simple as wearing a yellow piece of clothing, to make mondays brighter.
by cyclopz April 14, 2010
The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.
guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009
To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.
by billyboombox January 10, 2015
On monday shine day (aka every monday) you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)
ITS Monday Shine Day!!!!!!!
by pop off kween November 15, 2020
"hey it's national slap thon's large forehead day!"-person 2
"omg really? what are we waiting for!"-person 1
monday 3rd of may
"omg really? what are we waiting for!"-person 1
monday 3rd of may
by niyikey May 01, 2021