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The Four Horsemen of the modern day that signal the coming of the apocalypse. These are their past names and their modern reincarnation names.
War : Rucka Rucka Ali
Famine : Kim Jong Il
Pestilence : Justin Bieber
Death : Mel Gibson

When the Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocolypse arrive there will be a very noticable sign: They will be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. The seas will rage and the sky will deform, and with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.
Guy 1: Dude its happening!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse! They are all meeting in Florida to discuss a how they will taken command of the planet!
Guy 2: Awesome, do you need some more crack to smoke or are you just retarded.
Guy 1: ... Possibly. How much you got?
Guy 2:Screw off
by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010
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Post-Post-Modern Feminist

A feminist who represents a stage of feministical development coming after post-modernism. Whatever the hell THAT means.

A mere post-modern feminist is capable of achieving the same dazzling heights of assholism as a POST-post-modern feminist.

Feminism as a whole has gotten a tremendous boost from post-modernism.
Feminism without post-modernism is pedestrian. WITH post-modernism it is driving a Ferrari.
by fidelbogen September 2, 2004
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A game that has a much better team of developers then Black Ops. A game where you can just play the game. Not have to be pro. Have the ability to quickscope without getting banned some-fucking how. a game when grenades and noob tube were realistic. A game where the guns dont get patched to be even shittier. A game where people can make friends and not have annoying ass trolls pretending they are black and can hack you. Those were the good ol' days.
(Meanwhile, here) ((During MW2)

Player 1: hah! i got him! noscope!

Player 2: ahahahah! nice one man! ah im so glad i dident buy Black Ops!

(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away) ((During Black ops)

Player 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!!? HOW DID HE KILL ME! THAT WAS THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! HE DIDENT EVEN HAVE HARDENED ON! WHAT A FUCK!

Player 2: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOB.

(Meanwhile, a great distance away) During Black ops

Player 1: hey man

Player 2: hey whats up?

Player 3: shut up

Player 1: ? what?

Player 3: shut up Player 1: dude we arent ta Player 3: shut up (and after 5 hours and 232 shut ups later......it was still going on.) this is why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is better.
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or CoDMN2 will be coming out Monday November 10 2009 in the US. It is an INFINITY WARD game just like Call of Duty 4. It is not Call of Duty 5 Modern Warfare 2. It is CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2!!! Not even Call of Duty 6. That's not really right to call it that.
-Hey you gettin Call of Duty 6

-What dont call it that its Modern Warfare 2... Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

-y should I call it that

-It gonna b such a great game so why don't u just call it the REAL way
by Davidsta March 28, 2009
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ultra-modern

This ugly as hell flashlight will impress your friends with its ultra-modern design.
by Sukiahki September 8, 2017
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Sixth game to be released in the Call of Duty series. Set to be released November 10, 2009. Most likely will be the most kick ass game of the holiday season. Battlefield 2 and Halo fags will probably think this game will suck due to reasons such as "easyness", bad graphics, and think that the weapons have no recoil. In reality these kids played modern warfare or world at war only once and got owned in it so now think that the whole series sucks.

Note: Battlefield 2 and the Halo series are not bad games. Respect all the series and games I mention in this definition or I will find you and kick your ass.
Expert gamer - I can not wait for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to come out.

Noob gamer - I can't wait for Battlefield 3 to come out, COD 6 will suck. You wanna play MOH: Airborn Assault while we wait?

Expert gamer - Why will it suck?

Noob gamer - cause Halo rules.

Expert gamer - Halo is a respectable game, just not as good as Call of Duty.

Noob gamer - no man what you talkin 'bout. when you aim in cod it automatically aims for you and you die same amount of times if you are good. graphics suck too.

Expert gamer - Alright, this is pointless. How about we do something other than video games. Go out and get some friends.

Noob gamer - cod still sucks
by colonelt April 10, 2009
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extremely difficult class in highschool, mainly taken to obtain a college credit and main student body includes nerds and asians, a regular student or two who are looked down upon and often ignored. involves a ton of reading and note taking.

emotions associated with this class:dread, fear, inadequacy and horror.

The class is challenging and can be quite illuminating, although reading a boring ass text book.
student 1: why'd you take Advanced Placement modern European history?

student 2: Mr.Stellpflug said i should enroll last year so i did

1: so what's it like?

2:if your not a nerd, genius or asian it pretty much sucks, but i guess it's okay.
by ordinarySs September 25, 2010
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