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Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team. In 2001 they were one of the best teams of all time. They have 5 national championships (as many as all the other colleges in FL combined) and they have been to 10 national championships. They have more first-round drafts into the NFL than any other college team. They will kick any other teams ass if they get the chance. Their mascot is an ibis named Sebastian. They are located in Miami, Florida and now play in the Dolphin Stadium after the orange bowl was deconstructed. They are part of the ACC (Atlantic Coastal Conference) The current head coach is Randy Shannon, a former Defensive Coordinator and a former player.
1. Go Hurricanes!
2. Man, I wish the Canes would win a 6th championship and get back on top!
3. Its all about the "U"!
4. The Miami Hurricanes are the best team ever!
by Emperor_Ownage July 24, 2009
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Miami Mud Slinger

A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds
John: I just don't trust that guy

Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger

John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom
by drcrawfishnoodle April 18, 2011
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miami girls

Rich white stuck up bitches. It’s all about your money and your daddy issues. Every miami girl has expensive brands which include- golden goose, one teaspoons, louis Vuitton bags, gucci shoes, and Cartier ring or bracelet. The miami girls are the shit, they live the life. During they week they attend there expensive private school and on the weekends they party, drink, smoke, hookup with guys and go out on boats with there friends. miami girls all care about what you look like, how much money you have, and what you own. It’s all worth it to be a miami girls because their the baddest bitches that no body fuck with!
Girl: have you seen miami girls?
Boy: yeah them bitches hot as fuck!
by jesuschristilovehimalot November 13, 2019
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Miami Minnestroni

After sexual intercourse, the man excretes fecal matter into his hand, spreads it across his knuckles, and punches the girl in the face. When the girl is unconscious, the man puts his balls on the woman's bruised and shitty face. This is often said to provide pleasure, and good fortune.
I was having sex with some alyssa chick, and then i knocked the shit out of her with a miami minnestroni!
by KDUF April 5, 2009
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Miami Heat

The best team in the East, one of, if not THE, best team in the NBA. D Wade, Shaq, Jones&Jones, even Wang Zhizhi... this team owns.
by Ben February 17, 2005
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north west miami

tha real ghetto of miami along wit overtown carol city and all dat shit tha place where tha real drug deals go down. mary j ta tha celings llallo by tha pound n robberys lik everyday unlik mango hill and hialeah this is tha ghetto street life goes down here.
"Ten quidado con los locos de north west miami que te ceman el pecho, Que tu saves de las casas llena de herba astall techo?"
by Dr. Whyty Killa October 1, 2006
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Miami

A Jewish Princesses favorite Wine.
"I wanna go to Miami"!
by Dave March 31, 2004
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