massey ontario

massey ontario is a SMALL boring town. Most people who live in massey are dumb and there idea of a fun weekend is getting drunk and having sex with animals.

Calvin lives in massey ontario hes boring and has probably had intercourse with most common house pets, even when hes sober.

by jesus234 November 8, 2008

the opiate of the masses

see atheism

atheism is the opiate of the masses

under communism's dictatorial rule of atheism and state opium production flourishes,then they get all of the people really high and then they shoot them all

just for fun i guess

by sick fucks them atheists March 7, 2005

Mashed Potatoes

(Noun Form)

Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.)

Similar terms are...

“Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way.
“Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.

Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!

by Wonderland is a Mad, Mad Place February 15, 2010

Masked Tamales

When making tamales, one should wear a surgical mask so as not to contaminate the food with spittle!

Oh! Your masked tamales taste so delish!

by Luis Bleuze February 23, 2005

Missed Period

Someone who lacks in character; an ass, an idiot; a fuck ass nigga; an asshole.

I wish my sister would leave that fuck ass nigga alone cuz he aint shit but a missed period.

by Honey_Dip13 February 20, 2013

weapons of masked destruction

These are the powers that be who control the secret weapons of mass destruction.These "human"weapons are more dangerous then the weapons they create then control. death angels;juggernauts;warmongers; globalists;conquerors;etc.

Colin Powell is a former"wmd"but now Rumsfeld is the supreme American wmd,as Secretary of War.

by SIDNEY Goldstien October 14, 2003

mossed

To get owned or pwned in a matter so good that chuck norris would be proud.

I totally mossed him when I assassinated his ass.

by Bobbby Bob November 7, 2007