Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

mechanical marshmallow

The feeling you get when you do laughing gas and listen to techno and totally feel like a mechanical marshmallow.

"i TOTALLY feel like a mechanical marshmallow right now. YEEAAAH!!!"

by Moljipotter November 2, 2015

Chocolate marshmallow

When you get shit on your dick. Normally after anal.

Bro1: you know that girl?
Bro2: yeah what about her?
Bro1: she gave me a chocolate marshmallow.

Bro2: that's nasty bootygasm Netflix and chill

by aGoatinaOverCoat August 21, 2016

Sticky Marshmallow

When you take an iron or some other hot object and burn your girls pussy till it is charred black. Proceed to insert your penis and jizz and there you go. The sticky marshmallow

She said the sex wasn't hot enough so I made it hotter with a sticky marshmallow.

by snakiee20 July 31, 2016

Soft Marshmallow

When you pull a one pump chump and have to keep tapping that ass with ur chode.

I had to hit that with a soft marshmallow!

by YnotZoidberg February 11, 2017

Toasted Marshmallow

Cousin to the Dutch Oven, only with a Toasted Marshmallow, you load her pillow up with your anal expulsions then wait until she puts her head on it (or, you could just hold it over her face).

Dude, Melissa got quite the Toasted Marshmallow last night. I ass gassed her pillow and waited for her head to land. Totally stunk her out!

by Whacky-doodle May 30, 2018

toasted marshmallows

When a pale girl gets a tan around only the top or side of her boobs from wearing a bikini in the sun.

Male 1: "dayum that momma got sum toasted marshmallows!"
Male 2: "yuh"

by ELMO'S BUTTHOLE June 26, 2018