B.F.Y.M.

B.F.Y.M. ,butt fuck your mouth. the act of oral sex. with the twist of the angry force driven style of s&m as in anger anal sex., But in there moist mouth hole. deviant act. for the well deserved. Or for those who enjoy the act of being punished. a.k.a san fernando face fuck, double jointed esophagus, mouth merry go round, throat poke , mouth mangel. definition created by BADA BING S.F.V.

the dirty bitch asked me to to violate her and give her the b.f.y.m. of her life.

by SAN FERNANDO FACE FUCK June 13, 2012

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O.F.I.M.

opposite of TGIF, stands for 'Oh Fuck It's Monday'. Used when in despair after waking up and realizing the weekend is over.

Me: Jim, Jim wake up , your going to be late for work.

Jim: O.F.I.M.

by wordygurl May 13, 2009

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F.E.M.A.

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

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F.I.M.A. Disaster

When one has an unexpected disaster that makes one feel as if they just got "fucked in my ass." Usually financial in nature, but always a major catastrophe.

"When the transmission went out on my car, I declared it a F.I.M.A. disaster. It cost me over $2,000!"

by Absolut Ang January 27, 2009

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