soap load

A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.

Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!

by Yackobeen March 12, 2014

a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013

dog load

Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.

Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!

by DudeBroLad February 6, 2021

magnum load

To ejaculate whilst having sex, thus depositing a large amount of sperm inside a woman, anus or vagina.

Perry: "How was last night with that bird?"
Terry: "Nice, I magnum loaded her snatch!"

by TehLulzTrain February 17, 2014

rat load

a massive amount of

he had a rat load of beers in his fridge

by Comptonlads May 19, 2018

Lava Load

When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.

Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.

by The Hero7 March 24, 2021

Loading simulator

Grand Theft Auto V, since it always feraking loads literally. That's the whole point.

1
A: Hey bro, shall we play some GTA five?
B: Nah bruh, it's a bloody Loading simulator. I want get some sleep tonight.

2
"Dude! Let's see who's gonna win in GTA V today!"

<10 hours later>

*exhausted growling*
"Why we'll still here? Just to suffer... -"
"Wow! I won my dude! It finally loaded! Oh, come on! I've been killed by some snap crackle pop on an opressor!!"

by Sir Wenceslas 🕊 November 24, 2020