lot lizard

A woman who goes from bar to bar wrecking marriages.

carol jensen

by ben there October 28, 2003

lot lizard

A carnival worker that sleeps with several other carnys or marks.

She/HE tries to act like a diva, but she/he's just another "lot lizard".

by Tom Metts May 6, 2004

muddy lizard

Penis

Wanna eat my muddy lizard?

by e1403104 July 7, 2012

Lizard Food

A less common term used for weed. Use this term and those greedy pigs will have no idea what the fuck your talking about.

Yo Miller, you got any lizard food?
Na man, just ran out

by Big Miller June 12, 2009

Lizard sex

Very slow and deliberate sex. The male mounts from behind slightly slanted sideways, pins her down and waits for the female to contract her female muscles. If she tries to move her body, the male will head butt the back of her head. After ejaculation, the male keeps flaccid penis inside and waits until ready for a second round.

That slut had the best lizard sex with me last weekend.

by Nuyt BagMyTrash Compactor August 25, 2016

GEICO lizard

The fucking lizard that used the Infinity Gauntlet to eliminate the competition.

The GEICO lizard destroyed Wells Fargo.

by I mean What a nigger May 7, 2019

Lot Lizard

A sad female who searches for her identity in men so desperately, that she’s willing to infiltrate her friends life partnerships for attention, smells like rotted buttermilk, and uses ”polyamory” as an excuse for her deplorable actions.

Did you see Lot Lizard? She’s over there fucking her best friend’s husband again at his campsite. She should really go love herself.

by goddessofsorts June 2, 2023