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Kentucky Lizard Twister 

1) It's a fun Friday night.

2) A non-real threat used to scare middle schoolers.
Don't make me give you a Kentucky Lizard Twister!

liam lizard

The man who loves chicken curry and fortnite, he is ok.
Guy: Hi Liam Lizard
Liam Lizard: I cannot talk I am playing Fortnite and eating curry
liam lizard by Coolguy234567 February 12, 2018

Escape-lizard-back 

A capoeira move invented by a disabled lizard boy in the plains of aranguez
OMG he hit him with the escape-lizard-back

bowl lizard 

A LIZARD IN THE SHAPE OF A BOWL THAT DOES THE AUTISTIC SCREECH ALSO IS THE BEST AT THE DANK
THAT IS A BOWL LIZARD IF EVER I SEEN ONE
bowl lizard by OREO_CAT June 29, 2018

Rusty lizard 

Sceloporus olivaceus. a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States
The rusty lizard, is a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States.
Rusty lizard by TheRustedLizard August 28, 2018

SHOP LIZARD 

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!
Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again
SHOP LIZARD by Cbankss January 25, 2019