lot lizard

A woman who goes from bar to bar wrecking marriages.

carol jensen

by ben there October 28, 2003

lot lizard

A carnival worker that sleeps with several other carnys or marks.

She/HE tries to act like a diva, but she/he's just another "lot lizard".

by Tom Metts May 6, 2004

muddy lizard

Penis

Wanna eat my muddy lizard?

by e1403104 July 7, 2012

GEICO lizard

The fucking lizard that used the Infinity Gauntlet to eliminate the competition.

The GEICO lizard destroyed Wells Fargo.

by I mean What a nigger May 7, 2019

Lizard Food

A less common term used for weed. Use this term and those greedy pigs will have no idea what the fuck your talking about.

Yo Miller, you got any lizard food?
Na man, just ran out

by Big Miller June 12, 2009

lot lizard

Derogatory term for the common, jar hopper.

She's just another lot lizard trying to get some money.

Very likely the tweaker girl sitting on the speedbumb, eye balling every man over 50 that pulls in.

That lot lizard really thought she could steal my man, but he stole her confidence.

That lot lizard been walking around the lot for hours

by SundayFish May 4, 2021

Lizard sex

Very slow and deliberate sex. The male mounts from behind slightly slanted sideways, pins her down and waits for the female to contract her female muscles. If she tries to move her body, the male will head butt the back of her head. After ejaculation, the male keeps flaccid penis inside and waits until ready for a second round.

That slut had the best lizard sex with me last weekend.

by Nuyt BagMyTrash Compactor August 25, 2016