Listening to grandpas jukebox

Licking your partners bung hole after jizzing on it

Yo bro I was listening to grandpas jukebox with this bitch last night.

by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020

Listyd

Life is short, then you die

“That thing you’re about to do it dumb and stupid”
“Well, listyd”

by Guitarist121 January 5, 2021

listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them

I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!

by Listening glasses April 1, 2021

Listening

Something a Enraged girlfriend can't do

Person: "OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!"
You: "Listen I wa-"
Person: "NO YOU LISTEN TO ME WHY WOULD YOU FUCK MY DAD THINKING IT WAS ME"
You: "Are you even listening to me?"

by YoCheeseJesus June 24, 2021

listerina

Its the kind of love that lasts forever and can never be broken. If u know a listerina keep them close to you and never let go because the power of your love is enough to make dreams come true

Omg I love it when listerina hugs, they are so cute

I cant what for listerina's first kiss

by Aphrodite, Goddess of Love July 1, 2021

Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses

Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 14, 2021

Listen, Emerald

a)When you're tired and some bitch keeps asking you to spill the "t" on a friend
b) things you say when you tired of stupid questions and you got red hair
c) protecting your gay friend's business

Listen, Emerald. I think what you're getting at here is the question if men, parents, ...Jen Psaki

by Biltrav November 2, 2021