Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

Lisa

She is the girl everyone wants. She taunts and flaunts and she still makes you wait for what you want. Mysterious and intrigueing. Fascinating and full of life, this girl will ignite your fire and every desire.

That girl Lisa, has got it goin' on every which way!

by Revolutionary003 February 4, 2010

LISA

cool person who is incredibly interesting, loved by her friends and the guys around her...

Bob 'lisa is so cool don't you think..."
Ben 'yes indeed very cool''

by Mega-watt November 27, 2016

lila

a beautiful intelligent young woman. She never fails to make you laugh when you’re sad. she is not only crazy but adventurous. she is a great friend and is down to do anything you want to. she has the best laugh and can make you laugh just by her laughing, if u find a lila don’t ever let her go ☺️

i’m always laughing because of lila!

by niabois 737183 October 20, 2019

The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.

Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break

by SukyPirate November 16, 2009

Lisa

An amazing girl super funny obsessed with anime and Also really pretty she is very nice and will put a smile on anyone’s face also her smile is the best and her blonde hair and glasses are just so cute and she is so cute too

Lisa is an amazing person

by Lisa is awsome January 18, 2020

Lisa

Queen of roblox, iconic, supermodel snd rich~

Lisa is queen and is nice to her fans like me, Angela!

by AngelaGamezYT July 18, 2021