by LUCIFER_WILL_RISE November 13, 2018

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.
by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012

The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)
by Bakedkipling July 2, 2016

Life is terrible most of the time.
by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018
