Life

Pain

"Life hurts like a bitch. I'm gonna go eat some tide pods."

by LUCIFER_WILL_RISE November 13, 2018

Life

Something you don't have.

Your life

by A.little._.cutie May 28, 2021

life

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012

life

The only chance you have within a small time frame to do something amazing in this world.

The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)

by Bakedkipling July 2, 2016

Life

Music.

Hey can I ask you a question?
Yeah sure.
What's life?
Simple. It's Music.

by Enihs July 11, 2011

life

the most unfair thing in the world

life sucks and i hate it

by numberone111 May 31, 2009

life

A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.

Life sucks, then it's over.

by alchoholicanonymous June 30, 2015