lettuce

is a sex position in which you cover ur girl with lettuce then dump a bucket of pee on her, what

wow i just had a lettuce

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

Sweaty lettuce

Really wet lettuce

That lettuce is so wet its sweaty lettuce

by Chicken Is Toast June 16, 2020

lettuce re-coli

Used when yet another batch of lettuce has been recalled due to e-coli.

"Is that OK to eat - there's been another lettuce re-coli."

by JulC May 13, 2010

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

slug and lettuce

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.

Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.

by Penguinboy21 June 9, 2021

lettuce pile

a pile of anything but lettuce

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?

by GeeLuver September 12, 2022