Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.
by Rucks May 12, 2025

by Chicken Is Toast June 16, 2020

Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
by raj13 January 11, 2023

by anonymous December 24, 2017

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.
by Penguinboy21 June 9, 2021

1.) Beef, but for vegans
2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...
Richard: woah, you two have beef?
John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
Richard: woah, you two have beef?
John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017
