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Astronaut leg

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.
"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."
by monkeynuts94 April 1, 2015
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Walk legs

When all of your friends have a mode of transportation such as a bike or car but you are walking. ´I forgot my bike, so I just am going on my walk legs´

Origin: Comes from a Danish saying that can´t be translated - Gistrup Fab fucked four are the originators.
by themanwithlegs January 31, 2016
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Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.
Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?
by Wimetime December 14, 2016
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snow legs

Similar in concept to 'sea legs' - describes the difficulty people have walking in the snow and slush after the 1st heavy snowfall of the season.
I slipped three times on the way here - I guess I haven't got my snow legs yet.
by cosmicblue December 9, 2009
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Hobbit Legs

Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.
Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.
by Chester LaRue August 10, 2016
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Lamb Legs

Muscular legs on a hot, sexy well defined female.
She got dem lamb legs tho!!!

She wrapped them lamb legs around me and took me for a ride.

She squeezed my head like a watermelon with them lamb legs.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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Leg Sex

when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.
"baby can we get freaky tonight, NO! I'm tired . . . how bout some Leg Sex? oh alright"
by King Hall July 23, 2009
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