Dirty lazy

Someone who has sex with fruits on a regular basis. Mainly with the chinese gooseberry.

Did you hear that this person does dirty lazy on a regular basis as they cannot be bothered to be in an actual relationship

by Bigpotato134 June 26, 2021

lazy lake

Tilted towers but on crack

Hey bro what do you think of lazy lake in fortnite?
the bro: I dont really like it much tilted towers was way better.

by dajayboy November 26, 2020

lazy pox

Being lazy

Dude he's got lazy pox.

by Savagemanjeff2768 February 28, 2017

Functionally lazy

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 16, 2021

Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

Lazy Boi

The laziest of all bois, of all people. Typically have curly hair, fantasises about goku and spend countless hours trying to get a warzone dub.

They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.

Wojciech: “Kom on Lazy boi. You’re doin nothin. There’s 2 more wagon comin moite. Just poot it ona pallet. LA9!!!”

by TheRealTimek July 21, 2020

Lazy mouth

The syndrome that every rapper has.

A: Did you understand that Desiigner - Panda song?
B: No, I'm sure that dude has a lazy mouth. It is impossible for anyone to understand him.

by paulpaul1076 June 26, 2021