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Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet
Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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Anglo-American language

Pronunciation: /ˈæŋɡ.loʊ əˈmɛr.ɪ.kən læŋɡ.wɪdʒ/
Definition:
A reinvented language combining elements of Anglo-Norman, Iberian-Romance subfamilies, and neologisms starting from 2024. Designed to phase out Scandinavian-Germanic influences, ideally reducing them to less than 10%, or potentially eliminating them entirely.

Significance:
• It defines a radical departure from traditional American English by obliterating it of Scandinavian-Germanic roots.
• It emphasizes unity across cultures by integrating Latin and Romance elements.
• It identifies a fresh start for American English, abandoning old-fashioned structures.
• It avoids confusing pronunciations and irregular verb forms.
• It simplifies studying curves for non-native speakers.
• It improves readability and comprehensibility through clearer orthography.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms with Latin and Romance alternatives, similar to "Novlang".
Phrase: Anglo-American language
Examples:
• "The Anglo-American language employs purely Latin roots for expressing time-related concepts."
• "Students benefit from the Anglo-American language's absence of irregular verbs."
• "Confusing homophones like 'ship' and 'sheep' are eliminated in the Anglo-American language."
• "This dictionary provides translations between Anglo-American and traditional English."
• "Immigrants appreciate the clarity and straightforward syntax of the Anglo-American language."
by Dmitrio October 6, 2025
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language

(verb)
To call out (someone) for swearing by exclaiming 'LANGUAGE!'. Typically used by the famous bald YouTuber BadBoyHalo.
(exclamation)
What you yell if someone swears, and you are a bald Minecraft YouTuber who doesn't like ping spoofing.
Skeppy: Fuck you
BadBoyHalo: LANGUAGE!!!
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Person 1: Apparently Skeppy languaaged BadBoyHalo in a recent video
Person 2: Lol really?
by YaBoiEdgar December 8, 2021
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Conna Language

A real languaged spoken by <10 people in the New England region.

The language consists of each word ending in the letter "a."

Ex. particula, conna, extracurricular, etc.

Orgins are found in early Connecticut based on "baby" language
Person A: Do you speak Conna language?

Person B: No, I speak English.
by Nived Yllek >:) September 19, 2022
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The Sacred heart language college

This school is actually full of hot girls mostly bi or lesbian though. Actually know how to rant and whenever you get on a bus with them the bus shakes. They at least 1m taller than salvos.

Debating is wild asf
"Ayo the bus is full of the sacred girls eh?"
*boy hides in corner*
Whoever goes to this school good luck the sacred heart language college students will do your head in
by Laughingmy455off November 25, 2021
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Industrial Language

When swearing is used in the workplace excessively and routinely.
"Hi, I'm new here, where do I go?"
"Just go the **** over towards that **** of a ****** and talk to ****man. He'll tell you what you'll be ******* around with."
"I see you use a lot of industrial language."
by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green August 19, 2025
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