landon james. he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, he is so nice, caring, funny, and talented. he is there when you need him and he’s a very loyal person.
by craig the popsicle January 5, 2019
Get the landon jamesmug. Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.
by My P.p June 3, 2025
Get the Dirty Landonmug. Teacher: Landon get of you phone or I’ll take it.
Landon: “still on his phone”
Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha
Landon: “still on his phone”
Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha
by He_he_he_h@ April 26, 2022
Get the Landonmug. Landon is often tall and has a good relationship with friends.Many girls crush on Landon but he waits patiently.Landon also has a huge fucking cock and often says he will bang ur mom.This is true Considering he is Landon.most importantly he’s good to Women and would never cheat.Landon is the perfect guy!
by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
Get the Landonmug. by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020
Get the Landon Momentmug. Very very sus boy, he tends to make gay jokes his favorite month Is pride month and he is VERY short
by Fnrnrn June 10, 2022
Get the Landonmug. A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022
Get the Landon G.mug.