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Luke

Luke is a kind loving person that will stop at nothing to get a Willy in his bum for 100% of the time. He rides a motorbike that has a robotic dildo attached to engine and the seat that moves up and down on each engine stroke. He says he has a girlfriend (which is probably maybe true) but his real fetish is gay white incest midget porn that he beats his chicken to. But don’t let that fool you he is the most kind loving person if you own a strap-on (a big black 42” one). ;)
That Luke is super loving and caring I wonder why.
by Big daddy strap-on October 29, 2018
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Luke

A blond hair kid, chubby and short. He is very smart and will probably be a billionaire when he grows up. He eats a little too much and will do anything for food, especially cheeseburgers or donuts.
“Who’s that shoving all the muffins and donuts in their mouth?”
“That has to be a Luke “
by Jfdghdg December 26, 2019
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Luke

He's a fat ass who cannot get his own food for himself. He will ask for burger King and McDonald's. He also is stupid and ugly
Hey, have you seen Luke before, he's so fat
by Hypex Power March 20, 2019
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Luke

Just a fucking idiot. The most unfunny, inmate active guy you could possibly find. Lukes are known for smelling like shit and having a terrible sense of fashion.
“Bro, that guy over there smells like ass.”
“Oh ,him? Yeah, he’s definitely a Luke.”
by MansionWhore3 March 6, 2019
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luke

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
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Luke

He cares more about others then himself. He is smart, cute, and thoughtful all the time! You can always count on him because he always has your back. No matter what happens he will always be your friend and someone to rely or count on. He’s courteous and so kind! If you ever meet someone named Luke keep them around! He doesn’t let anyone mess with himself or his friends. Usually go through a lot in a day, but have friends and family around him. He would do anything for anyone! Doesn’t hold grudges. And forgives and forgets! Has the Biggest heart and is the most caring person I’ve ever met.
Lisa-“Is that Fran my dude!?”

Craig- “No it’s Luke!”
by Fran.500 March 21, 2019
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Luke

A retarded ass bitch that deserves to go to hell.
He is a total luke
by I dont need you to know myname December 9, 2018
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