Luke

A no friend taki eating loser. Just kidding. Luke is a quiet friend that only opens up to around 3 to 2 people. But when he does boy is he talkative and loud. Obsessed with fortnite and his dog.

“Luke is a taki eating no friend loser”

by Tina: respect April 13, 2021

Luke

A ginger kid who likes to watch fake taxi videos (Prefers Dog Fake Taxi). Has a 2 inch willy and uses it on men and sometimes female horses (especially horse collpys one.)Is a mad man at Minecraft and knows it is very dangerous to mine at night. He can be described as Ed Sheehan’s deformed son or as most people say a hotter version of Ron Weasley.A Luke’s hobbies include Minecraft, Minecraft irl and most famously having cosplay intercoarse in a villager suit.

Woah this guy got into Stampys love garden for dressing up as Stampy while having sexual intercoarse with a horse who picked him up in a taxi

That was probably a Luke

by BigWillyBill February 19, 2019

Luke

A man with autism, an acne covered dick and body, tends to be attracted to feminists and women younger than him.

You know that Luke guy, he is such an autistic bitch.

by Semen licker December 10, 2017

Luke

Luke is the definition of a booty cheek

Ew fuck luke

by Cuntforhire April 9, 2019

Luke

Fat fuck that prefers anal

Hey Luke

by Kouhgfv May 2, 2019

Luke

The word for the biggest shithouse on the planet.

That luke is a right shithouse.
Our son will be a shot house so we will call him Luke

by -Jamfos930 August 3, 2020

Luke

Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.

"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."

by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021