When your boyfriend/girlfriend is across the ocean, not able to meet you , but still continues to love each other.
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The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.
Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."
by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011
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Get the Becky Longback mug.Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.
I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.
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