Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021

lompsy

Lompsy means a dickhead. An annoying person. In some cases a person who likes fooling around.

That lompsy, Michael got us in trouble again.

by I fvcked ur momma August 4, 2021

Loose wristed

Someone who flicks their wrists down at a 90° angle when speaking or being flamboyant. A slang term for “gay”

Mike is a lions fan, he’s loose wristed

by Shark 9 October 11, 2021

loose chick

i'm not wearing any underwear

lorelai: help me look for my loose chick
luke: oh you really do have a loose chick

by doolzo July 14, 2022

Loose change

Adj.— something that’s wild, crazy, or unexpected

Did you hear everyone saying that Jacob cheated on Ally?

Yeah, that’s totally loose change

by Alittleunwell January 21, 2023

Loose Gray Beanie

The act of shifting in plastic wrap and freezing the turd. As the frozen the turd is reinserted into the partners rectum. cold temperature creates a gray frost around the anal opening making it look like a loose gray beanie. .

Ever try a loose gray beanie?

by FrostyTuba February 20, 2023

Flint Loose

a situation/event/problem that is capable of being done so smoothly it becomes as loose as Eric Flint.

Dude, i hooked up with that chick; SO EASY!

Like Flint Loose?

You know it.

by 22 Ninjas June 29, 2010