lemon tart

cockney rhyming slang for smart

just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart

by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009

Lemon Love

a state of complete infatuation with a newly found love interest

J: I met this girl.

S: Is it...?

J: Its lemon love.

by Hippestguyever January 10, 2010

Lemon Slices

Flirtations of a sexual nature. Generally referring to a groping hug, talking dirty or sucking on objects usually in a public place such as a club, library or in court.

"I might have thought she was just being cute but she started tossing her lemon slices at me and I got hard as a rock!"

by harlita January 26, 2008

Lemon fanfic

When a super-perverted fangirl of anime/manga thinks it's "cute and adorable" to write a fanfic about their favorite characters having sex with each other in the most graphic way possible.

Guy: What are you reading?

Perverted fangirl: I think it's cute reading about them have sex with each other!

Guy: WTF man?! Why are you reading a lemon fanfic?

Pereverted fangirl: STFU, the author worked hard on this story, can't you see?

Guy: I've lost faith in humanity.

by GunnyMan4 August 20, 2016

lemon glacier

You line a pan with a cookie sheet, then you piss on it. Put it in the freezer overnight and in the morning you will have a frozen sheet of piss. Now take said piss-sheet and slip it under someone's door for a wonderful surprise.

Brian was being a douche, so I slipped a lemon glacier under his dorm room door while he was sleeping. I lemon-glaciered his dorm room.

by Gosha July 28, 2008

Lemon Cobbler

A vagina that has not been shaved for a long period of time, that is covered in the females own piss and discharge. These ingredients combine, and rub all over the hairy vagina, therefore creating the Lemon Cobbler!

Charles: Wow, something smells absolutely horrible.

Virginia: Oh im sorry! I have a lemon cobbler!

by Cherry cobbler January 20, 2009

Lemon Slice Lady

1. A person that uses natural ingredients, instead of chemical products, to clean and deordorize the house.
2. A person that actually believes that the natural stuff works better then clorox or febreeze.

That chick is a lemon slice lady. She put pieces of fruit all over the house to get the smell out.

by youknowwhoitisdontyou February 12, 2010