Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019

Lego

A person who thinks they are hard when they aren't

Do you know David he thinks he is really lego

by Nint3ndo October 30, 2019

Lego

Republicans

Yeah, I'm a Lego. I'm going to build a wall. A HUUUUGE WALL!

by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024

Lego man

The guy who fell into the river in lego city

"A lego man has fallen into the river in Lego City, start the new rescue helicopter!"

by lego city guy December 6, 2021

Lego

The coolest fucking shit ever

Sharon: I wanna suck his dick
Greg: Why

Sharon: Cos he has lots of Lego

by shitsniffer78 February 9, 2023

1x1 Lego brick

caseohs true identity

bro caseoh built like a 1x1 lego brick

by the yes when the yes. January 3, 2024

Lego

Lego: A plastic brick company. Their products are not to be eaten, but also not to be put on ✨le floor✨ because yo mom could step on it and you would be mom-le-ss for the rest of your life. And if you haven't felt pain for a few years, then step on Lego, ur going to feel what your mom felt when giving birth to you. It should be used in war.

BTW, have u tried making a city out of Lego??? ur going to regret it.

by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024