Stanky Legg

a really ghetto dance that makes you wanna get up and shake that thang

Muffin: Soo....
Us: Tell him to do the stanky legg!!

by Nemmy6969 April 24, 2009

laggy troll

a term to describe massive diarrhea, or extreme consipation

NOTHING IS WORSE THAN LAGGY TROLL! I gotta go so bad right now.

by Todd Spalding January 2, 2008

Laggy Misclick

When you're having sex with a woman and start thrusting with pauses like computer lag and accidentally click(put it in) the other hole.

I was hooking up with this chick the other day and she seemed hesitant about butt stuff, So I gave her the ole laggy misclick!

by ID10TDude June 18, 2020

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

Leggo my eggo

"Leggo my eggo" is a former German expression for "Bite me" used in the late 70ies and throughout the 80ies. "Leggo" comes from "Lecken" what "lick" means. "my" is an easy bavarian "mei" ("mein" - in this case "meinen"). "Eggo" equals "Ego" the first person - so "me". Together it´s like "Lick myself" (German "Leck mich") or roughly "Bite me".

You lied to me so "leggo my eggo" (Translation from German)

by MarcTale August 13, 2010

One-legged race

The one-legged race is a highly active sexual position which involves the man lifting the woman off the floor and holding her against the wall with one leg raised holding one of her legs up and the other planted on the floor to provide the thrust. Can be painful if you overbalance at all.

i totally gave her a one-legged race last night, but f*cked my arm up when i fell over.

by Rabamana September 15, 2010

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006