Nookie Knocker

Slang for a penis.

I wore out my Nookie Knocker last night.

by Drewdad71 July 23, 2020

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brick knocker

Worlds ugliest pornstar

Nick is a brick knocker.

by Hipdaddyz March 22, 2016

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The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

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Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019

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clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 10, 2022

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flobber-knocker

writing object which displays awesomeness in the form of sented sparkles in any sent...ANY SENT

(i mean anything you can dream of, it's a flobber-knocker)

gravy sented, spray paint sent, big toe sent, nail polish sent, hair spray sent, expo marker sent, dust sent, flobber-knocker, etc.

by Bodascious Flip-Flop November 25, 2010

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