Kicking todd

Slang term for masturbation.

"Hey boys, I'll be back here kicking todd. No homo."

by eb1 January 22, 2010

Dick Kicked In

To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.

Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.

The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.

My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.

by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 12, 2017

Kick Asymptotes

To overcome limitations, To overcome a challenge, to find meaning and purpose in life, To do anything "geo" (domenico's definition), To transcend into infinity, etc...

Anyone can kick asymptotes if they don't give up and work hard.

by Anonymous27182818 September 18, 2016

kicked the dog

A way of showing your frustration

18:09 cyren : work sucked i went home and kicked the dog

by v0id-MP January 4, 2011

Kicking pussy

Doing nothing.

Not doing anything useful.

This Alexey was just kicking pussy all day long instead of working.

by emperor37 August 18, 2016

kick-offs

pres before pres; kick-offs, pres, the main event, afters, kick-ons

I need to be royally sloshed upon arrival at the function this evening, so I reckon we go hard at kick-offs and even harder at pres

by enjoyerofkickoffs123 January 11, 2023

clutch kick

The act of pushing the accelerator to a certain point, and kicking the clutch to innitiate a drift.

Woah Donnie! You clutch kicked the shit out of that 240!

by #TeamDonnie September 21, 2016