A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.
Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.
James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.
Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete
James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.
Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete
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Get the Computer keyboard mug.is defined as: a phrase uttered after a particularly enjoyable (erotic) rping or sexting session.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."
also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.
not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."
also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.
not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.
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Get the Yogurt on the Keyboard mug.Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
by Calculusian November 5, 2017
Get the Keyboard-Jihad mug.Hey bitch i just got a mechanical keyboard. Here let me show you. CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! DUDE that shit is sooooo anoying. IK its a mechanical keyboard!!!!
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