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keyboard banger

Someone who hits the keyboard to have it make loud noises in order to make it seem like they are working hard, often hitting random keys sporadically to imitate someone who is hard at work.
Sol: Wow, Manny is working hard typing that fast.
Derrick: Manny is not working hard, he is just a professinal keyboard banger.
by monty1980m November 5, 2009
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keyboard nutter

a guy that nuts on his keyboard while cyber sexing web cams
by cawkypoo August 30, 2007
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Keyboard Warrior

The Fluid Thats Leftover after sex, resulting in loss of thought which conjures a -"Warrior"- like Brainfart.
- Resulting In a "Twat" or Retarded child.
Baz - "Shut up you fat shit"

J - "Come say it to my face, Keyboard Warrior"
by JayDrum1991 December 9, 2010
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Keyboard Warrior

A boy/girl that has so much time they are always on their phone, texting, bbming whatever the weather, weasing birds in the most unballsy manner
Yeah you know that Sam ABear kid?
Yeah?
He's a right keyboard warrior!
by Moose1543 July 13, 2011
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Keyboard cowboy

someone who talks cack on the internet and expects not to be caught especially privately and then exposed
x is a ****...(usually to another keyboard cowboy)
by one face March 23, 2009
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Mouse and Keyboard

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.
"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"
by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006
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