nottingham knocker

Nathan.H - giving cold callers a titwank at the door

Oh hi, yes I'd like a nottingham knocker

by PsudoSid March 21, 2016

clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 10, 2022

Clipper knocker

A really long and hairy clit

She hit my dick with her "clipper knocker" and it felt gooood!

by Mr.stealyagrll Ace January 27, 2018

numb knocker

when someone's brain is so empty

that nigga is a numb knocker

by googlymoogliee February 11, 2024

Nookie Knocker

Slang for a penis.

I wore out my Nookie Knocker last night.

by Drewdad71 July 23, 2020

brick knocker

Worlds ugliest pornstar

Nick is a brick knocker.

by Hipdaddyz March 22, 2016

The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

-or-

Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019