Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!

"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021

Kevin

A Kevin is truly one of a kind. He’s funny, smart, goofy and just everything you’d need in a boyfriend. He’s an idiot, but that’s what makes him so precious. He has cute little face and a smile that’ll make you just melt. He can be a sarcastic asshole at times, but it doesn’t matter because he’s just that amazing. His sense of humor is one like no other. He’s just hilarious. The word judgement isn’t one in his vocabulary. He’s accepting of everyone. Kevin’s are just the greates. Did I mention they have amazing hair?

Look at him, he’s so precious.

Hmm, by any chance, is he a Kevin?

by A bitch in love with a Kevin January 7, 2019

Kevin

Is dating a girl named Erika.

Guy 1: Is Rika single?
Guy 2: No. She's dating Kevin.

by TurboBoy August 14, 2022

kevin

normally associated with winnie as a couple. He is the best boyfriend ever... Mainly because he is caring and loving all the time no matter what happens.

Did u see the way kevin looked at Winnie? Man, you can see the overflowing love there.

by Kevislie June 5, 2017

Kevin

If the sky is grey kevin is gay

You did you know if the sky is grey kevin is gay.

by K7LLSW7ITCH October 8, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is the person you can run to and his big shlong will you push you out of the way. Its basically third leg and he uses it as a tail.

Bro you see that?!
Kevin got a tail!
NAH THATS A THIRD LEG

by anonymous April 15, 2021

Kevin

Kevin’s are one of the best ever! If you have a Kevin they will get along great with a Becca. Becca’s and Kevin’s are very much alike. They also make the best couples.

Becca: I have a Kevin as a boyfriend

Friend:Omg your so lucky! All I have is a Dave.

by TheAlwaysRightPerson May 15, 2018