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Wine Key

A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyork December 21, 2010
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Olivia Keys

Person 1: whoa look at Olivia Keys
Person 2: Don't you mean 'God'?
by Olivetreedefinitions December 10, 2016
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e key

(Not to be confused with one of several keys on a piano or related instrument)

Possibly the most versatile and ubiquitous button on a computer's keyboard performs all of the following with standard Macros:

Opens inventory in MineCraft
Calls for the Medic in Team Fortress 2
Picks up an item in any Source Engine game that is not TF2
Lets you travel faster than a pathetic crawl in Oblivion
Picks up carry-able items in the Borderlands Games
Opens chat in some multiplayer games (though far less common than T, Y, U, or C)

And if you're not a gamer, It does provide one other function, it is the second most commonly typed key in normal text editing, second only to the space bar (including Word, Facebook, Twitter, and even right here on Urban Dictionary.)
I hate it when someone keeps spamming the E key in Team Fortress 2.
The puzzles in Portal and Half Life are fun as long as you have a functioning E key.
This sentence uses the E key eleven times.
by GamingFanatic June 21, 2014
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sticky keys

the true defenition of insanity.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!

But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.
Person one in Minecraft chat:BRO WHY TF DID YOU KILL ME I WAS DOING THE PEACE SIGN
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...
by Agent Stamos November 25, 2020
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dumpster key

The secret that will get your significant other to do butt stuff.
I spent month's trying to figure out my girlfriend's dumpster key.
by SupSoup August 13, 2019
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key princess

It means I get what I want when I want it.
Wow Tiffani is such a key princess. She literally said “Fuck you bitches”
by Shalyssa January 6, 2021
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key smash

The art of smashing ones hand/head/any body part upon the keyboard of a computer or mobile device. It is used in modern times to convey strong emotion, Most commonly used when feeling: HAPPY, PANICKED, ANGER. Millennials and genz alike have adopted this new texting phenomenon.
“SAKJAJAJAJSJAJAJAJJSJHDJDJDDJ I’M SO SORRY!”
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*
by Ihadsomerealgoodtacobell July 12, 2022
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