You ever been to the Sahara desert before? NO? What about that cave those female climbers went to in "The Descent?" Well fear not friends! Joshua Tree is all of that and so much more! With our state of the art roadways that take years to fix a single pothole, the great humid sweat glistening off your CD changer neck temperatures, the amazing view you get of your neighbors window yelling at their spouse or cat for not flushing the toilet, yes sir! All that and a mexican restaurant that's open 24 hours a day! Welcome to Joshua Tree, where everyone retires!
"HEY BILL! Man I love being in Palm Springs!
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."
by Gif me a hard time. June 30, 2017
fuck off Joshua Dillo
by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 22, 2018
Absolutely monster of a man, could easily take 70 guys in a fight. And would most likely take your bitch. Also can be know as JM.
by Jjmurphy10 July 29, 2020
A very sexy man with lots of friends that want to fuck him. Joshua Stone is an experienced MILF hunter and is widely considered a sex lord. He has a massive black cock that he flexes to all his friends.
by Denbinator December 4, 2022
I absolute chad gamer, plays rust 24/7, has an ak spray that doesn't move. Hes a warlord and will drink the blood of ur innocent child. Probably a 6 foot tall irl goblin that has black curly hair and can bench 100kg. His cock goes around the moon and back and will 3 crown u in clash royal in 2 seconds.
"wow i just got tripled by Joshua Blayhi damm"... said KKC ZOOM
"Ohh no he ate my child for dinner" said that woman
"Ohh no he ate my child for dinner" said that woman
by wag handles November 24, 2021
Jake - "Yo Joshua Kavanagh do u want to play some assetto corsa?"
Josh - "No Jake, i am not gay"
Joe - "Breaking good"
Josh - "No Jake, i am not gay"
Joe - "Breaking good"
by Debua Kavang May 28, 2022
Very cool man, he has over $20 in his wallet. He was a member of the Josh fight and though he didn't win, he killed about 5 different Joshes because he was just that powerful.
by Totally_Not_Joshua_Marks May 17, 2021