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Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM
wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.
by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011
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JONATHAN WATSON

A LIMPET, VAJAY-JAY, WEE POTATO EATING LEPRECHAUN, WANKER
JONATHAN WATSON LIKES TO GO HUG A ROCK FOR FUN AND PLAY HOT POTATO WITH HIS KINFOLKS THE LEPRECHAUNS.
by AGNUS_EDITH August 16, 2011
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jonathan

damn jonathan u have big cock
by Ohyesman1203 June 18, 2018
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Jonathan Alder High School

2010 Div 2 Baseball State Champions (34-0) Only 25 teams nationaly to go undefeated to with a state title with Alder being the 25th BEST DAMN BASEBALL TEAM EVER!
by BigDongChong June 14, 2011
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Jonathan Dayton High School

This high school is located in Springfield, New Jersey. It is grades 9-12. This school is the worst of all. The people are stuck up and the town is shit. No one ever moves to springfield, they just grow up here and stay here for the rest of their lives. If you have a choice don't attend this school. Especially if you are considering graduating high school.
I dropped out of high school in the middle of 10th grade because I attended Jonathan Dayton High School.
by …… March 1, 2015
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Jonethan

Very unique individual
Quiet

Very self conscious
Afraid to get their hearts broken
Good listener
Very emotional
"Jonethan, please speak up"
by EasyABC123 December 20, 2016
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Jonathan

The name of someone who used to be kind, caring and gentle. People treated him like crap and now he's one of the most evil people around. He has very few friends and tends to show hatred towards everyone else. The only people he still cares about are his family. He is very selfish, manipulative, rude and greedy.
Girl: What ever happened to Jonathan?

Girl 2: He finally went off the deep end. Stay away from him.
by wooby55 October 8, 2014
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