A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.
by Pussiepounder June 06, 2020
by sum.fukn.dude February 26, 2022
information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.
I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.
by Doolbox March 13, 2008
by Samurer May 03, 2011
Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.
basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.
basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.
the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!
after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!
after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!
by Smoke Destructer May 28, 2007
Jesus is one of a kind. He will be one of the nicest Mexicans you’ll ever meet. Jesus’s have multiple personalities he falls in love with someone with a great personality. Jesus’s are usually kinda short, dreamy, tan and brown hair. He is the funniest guy to be around and they are rare so if you have a Jesus in your life your a lucky one.
Jesus is a funny one of a kind
by A GREAT May 27, 2019
Jesus is a name and word used for who is a godly figure people say the name sometimes in startling moments and Jesus is known as a male figure but takes on many figures such as female and male. Or other things idek 👍
“My lord and savior jesus”
“Little child shits all over them self “
Care taker: JESUS CHRIST! CHILD!...
“Little child shits all over them self “
Care taker: JESUS CHRIST! CHILD!...
by @PaigeDuhFever February 05, 2020