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Jen

If u meet a jen beware her smile and laugh will entrance you. But in the end she will have used and abused you.
Who stole my red Versace bag? Oh it was Jen.
by Frenchie cc June 6, 2022
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Jens

An athletic young man who likes to go out with his friends and loves his girlfriend a lot! He's incredibly funny and hot. His arms are muscular and unforgettable. He's a great listener and cares a lot. Jens is the type of boy that will win you over with his goofy attitude and silly jokes but on the other hand, his soft shy side will make you stay. Get yourself a Jens before it's too late!!
A: Are you still single?

B: Yes, boys suck!

A: You should get yourself a Jens. They never dissapoint.
by Ami333 September 20, 2022
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Jen

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jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022
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Jen

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!

She came from a land down under.

She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!

She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.

She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!

She’s Gigi’s Mum,

She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,

And likes a whine.

Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.

She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.

But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel

Hard to keep up with.

Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
Be more Jen, say goodbye with a glass of red.
by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022
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Shanice Jennings

A pick me who claims to be "proudly lesbian" or "Proudly Bisexual" when in reality Shanice Jennings only hangs out with dudes and no one else.
Lily: I'm a lesbian! I promise!
Ruby: Don't be a Shanice Jennings
by NULL_666 June 23, 2024
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Jens

holy shit it is huge. Its just like jens
by Yolodopeshit November 23, 2021
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