Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly

Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers”

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”

by Keeks maleeks February 25, 2022

jared

The dopest man Alive

1. Hey have you seen Jared?
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini

1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend

by Yaboi2443 June 18, 2018

jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen

Oh jared these nuts

by adamleancoma September 3, 2021

has me jare

Means eat my balls in Romani language

person 1: hey man
person 2: Ooo, has me jare where have you been

by romanojare January 12, 2025

jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

Jared

A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.

Nobody wants to be a Jared.

by BlackPoker June 8, 2018

jared richardson

Jared Richardson is a cuckold that enjoys watching his wife get railed on Tuesday night's. He capes through his ass on Wednesday night's. Then Thursday he meets with the ladies for their book club meeting.

" wow, do you see Jared Richardson over there? What a cuck!"

by [e-mail] April 27, 2017