Jam the ham

The act of female masturbation or sex

"Think Sarah's jamming the ham in there" "Gonna jam the ham tonight with Sarah"

by DaddyChungus October 27, 2019

geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 1, 2006

Jam Sex

Really fast sex. Usually done in 10 minutes or less.

*in restaurant~"Hey babe, while waiting for our food to come wanna go to the bathrooms and have some Jam Sex?"

by Raymond & Jay Rod October 5, 2007

jiggy-diggy jam jam

A party

Get on your dancing shoes, we gonna have a jiggy-diggy jam jam in the house tonite!

by ZenoDada November 8, 2017

Traffic Jamming

When you find your self in crawling traffic, so you whip out a ballin' mixed CD and dance in your car, and other people start dancing and singing along with you in their respective cars.

The other day, Melanie was in a massive traffic jam, so she threw on Bohemian Rhapsody cranked it, and started rocking out, when she opened her eyes after some sweet air guitar, she noticed that three people in cars around her were Traffic Jamming with her, it made her day.

by udaddict August 23, 2009

lady jamming

Synomn for female masturbation to music.

Girl 1: Have you heard the new (insert artist here) song?

Girl 2: Yeah, i was lady jamming to it in the garden yesterday.

by the-chicken-fucker August 26, 2013

jock jam

An upbeat 90's track that is often played at sports games or boxing/wrestling matches. Not a big pop hit, and usually a one-hit wonder.

Examples of jock jams include: "Are You Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited; "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men; "Move This" by Technotronic; "Come And Ride The Train" by the Quad City DJ's.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005