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fresno county jail

The worst and most set up to fuck you up place on the face of the earth. Never can catch and break and always has the homeboys locked up. For bullshit. And are all dirty anyway. They got Buckethead.
I friggin hate Fresno county jail set ups
by Sonny Shines (8babycakea1) April 27, 2022
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jail delivery

According to Webster's
Definition of jail delivery
1 : the clearing of a jail by bringing the prisoners to trial or by having the legality of their commitments reviewed
2 : the freeing especially by force of prisoners in a jail
HE FEARED A CONCERTED JAIL DELIVERY.
by Estelita741 December 8, 2017
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June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
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Jail-lag

When a person is released from jail after several years and behaves as if they are still the same age as they went in.
She got jail-lag because after spending 5 years locked up, she is still acting like she's 18 .
by waterdew1 September 1, 2016
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booty jail

The state of getting your penis stuck in an asshole. The mistake of switching out lube for superglue
“Duuude my girl and I fucked uo and I was stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”
by heyyybitxhes January 6, 2018
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Twink jail

To be stuck between the bicep and the forearm of a beefy or muscular man, usually only another man is in “Twink jail”, and usually the more effeminate one of the two.
Yeah I was hanging out with my boyfriend the other day and he decided to put me in Twink jail, I almost suffocated.
by Doc_049 July 10, 2024
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Forever Jail

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.
Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.
by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024
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