jersey roll

In New Jersey, people don't know how to drive. When it comes to stop signs, people don't necessarily stop, they just kind of tap the brakes a bit and then jump out to cut off whoever might be coming the other way.

"He Jersey rolled a stop sign so we pulled him over"

by VicEnkidu May 18, 2014

Jersey Fudge

When you are fingering a gurl in the club and you slip your finger to far and get a dob of poop on the end of your finger

So old mate joey is at club and he sees a stunner across the room walks over say hey gurl let me bang your pus he then slips his finger down the back of her twerking pants but pushes to far into the cheek gab and get a bit of jersey fudge on his finger

by Jtjh April 15, 2017

OUNCES IN JERSEY

Ounces in jersey means at all party’s in jersey people will rely on someone to bring ounces of drugs such as weed or other substances..

Jake “who brought the shit”

Cole “ OUNCES IN JERSEY”

by NICKDOGGGGGG22225554 December 11, 2019

Jersey Trash

D Henderson, or another piece of shit from Jersey.

Ew what the fuck is that
Oh that’s just some Jersey Trash
Oh I didn’t know Hendo was in town

by Jump Daddy January 31, 2020

New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you

person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!

by jjsabs November 4, 2017

Jersey exit

A failed attempt at a “French exit” in which the perpetrator passes out drunk in the front yard of a regrettable one-night stand.

I must’ve pulled a Jersey exit last night because I woke up in my date’s yard this morning.

by Black Anus June 3, 2018

Jersey-walk

A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.

"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."

by heatherhez March 9, 2012