Ivan

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

ivanism

in german also known as; ivanismus is a religion based on the sole Goddess named Iva. Created at 7th of may 2021 out of pure admiration of the goddess, kyra declared that she must be a higher being. From that point on it spread like a wave sucking everyone in to this commitment of admiring the Goddess Iva. Join now!

I am a proud ivanist and here to spread the word of worship. ivanism is good

by ivanism expert September 15, 2021

Ivan zharkov

He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.

The word "Ivan zharkov" refers to a person who fucks tables.

by Go ea g do c Co checks bbl plu February 20, 2024

Ivan

Ivan is a guy you meet at your most needed time in life. He initially appears as a cold, cool guy, unapproachable and uninterested, but once you meet him, he is a warm, funny, smart and lovable person. The definition of "bad guy". As a lover, he cares a lot about you. He would make small surprises for you, "stupid" things as he would say, but are the most adorable gifts you would receive. He satisfies you from all points of view 😏.
You are lucky if you know an Ivan. He being in your life would be the best moment ever.

- Why are you smiling?
- You know, just Ivan...

- Oh, so you had a fun time last night.

by AlexandraKD November 23, 2021

Ivan

Look at this cool cat! Ivan exudes a calm and collected vibe, always taking life in stride and never letting stress get the best of him. He has mastered the art of living in the present moment, appreciating the simple pleasures and embracing a slow-paced lifestyle. Whether he's lounging at the beach or chilling with friends at a cozy café, Ivan has the remarkable ability to make even the most mundane activities feel like a relaxing adventure. With his effortless charm and witty sarcasm, Ivan has a natural talent for making people feel at ease in his presence. He's the kind of person who can strike up a conversation with anyone, effortlessly connecting on a deeper level. His laid-back approach to socializing creates an open and welcoming atmosphere, making others feel comfortable being themselves around him.

Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.

by Thecoolkat47 November 21, 2023

Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.

"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"

by kingcatniko June 12, 2020

Ivan Miao

Famous Chinese Comedy Student in China Hangzhou. Use to participate in Homeland Intervention Enforcement & Logis Division of United Nation. Founder of Top-Gun Aviation Program.

Ivan Miao is one of the most famous club founders in this world.

by Cleaverland September 22, 2018