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End of the Internet

What you call a website when you want to "rebrand" it and are too lazy to think of a better name, next thing you know it gets sold off to CNET.

Thankfully no one has ever done this because no such website exists.
"End of the Internet? I've been there, but I don't have an account... I mean, Area 51!"
~Mikhajist
by bakudandan September 14, 2009
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Internet Pants

Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.
Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.
by Scotty Funk June 1, 2010
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internet explorer

Pros:
1. You only have to use it for one minute, just to get to Mozilla.com and download Firefox

Cons:
1. Slow
2. Bug ridden
3. Forced on all Windows owners
4. Looks like junk
5. Easily exploitable
6. Infrequently updated
7. No pop up ad blocking
8. Highly inconvenient
...

237. It just plain sucks
About 60 seconds after he first opened it up on his new computer, Jimmy was finished using Internet Explorer - for 2-4 years.
by hoyclan December 22, 2009
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Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.
Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "
by Biffb December 15, 2008
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internetpenis

the size of your penis when described on the internetz.
my internetpenis is gigantic, much bigger than IRL.
by glennar August 11, 2009
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Internet Casualty

"Internet Casualty" is a named applied to those who spend their nights on the internet, and then wander around in a sleep deprived haze during the day. This means that they dont have enough energy to do anything productive, so they fill that void with more internet.
by 852derek852 September 8, 2009
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Internet Weather Report

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address
Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “Rain, rain, go away!”

• “I hate the cold!”

• “So sick of this weather,”

• “What a beautiful day!”
by Hellion Lola September 30, 2009
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