Egg Car

The Smart Cars you steal in GTA V

I stole an Egg Car

by SussyEzra69 December 6, 2021

Car Wall

When at least two mother-fuckers work in unison, with complete obliviousness to their actions, on a road with at least two lanes. Usually directly in front of another car simply wanting to drive the speed limit and not slow down at least 15 miles per-fucking-hour around gentle turns.

Those ignorant-pig-fucking car wall -ing-faggot-fucks were slowing to 45 in a 55 on my way to work this morning. Both in unison. I hope they fucking die.

by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009

murder car

A New York City slang term for a marijuana delivery service that uses motor vehicles to delivery the marijuana directly to its customers.

Nick: Do you want to pack a bowl?
Steve: We're out of weed.
Nick: Time to call the murder car.

by goodprop April 25, 2011

Ninja Car

A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.

I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!

by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010

car dealiar

Variant of Car Dealer. Car Deliar is somebody who will screw over by telling you lies about the car you want to buy. You will probably know that he lied after you actually bought the car.

- I went to the car dealiar today. I shouldn't have bought what he told me to. It looked like but when I got home, I noticed it was a bicycle.
- He is a liar. You are stupid.

by MACMAS October 30, 2013

car surprise

The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.

Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.

What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.

by LuckyPucker April 3, 2009

Manny Car

A beat up shitter of a car

Manny Car had a shitter of a Nissan hardtop truck. Bumpers gone, taillights out, no seats.

by urbanparks October 3, 2019