Max-isms

Sayings and phrases made by the eccentric genius photographer, Maximillian Kalkman. go look at his pictures, they are gorgeous.

These are several examples of Max-isms.

"you're a dumbshit Mr. Mercedes!!"

"*BUUUURP* WTF?!! I DIDNT EAT ANY FRUITLOOPS!!!!"

"NOM NOM NOM, PAAAANDAAAAAA!!" (<--MIND YOU, HE DID THAT IN A CROWDED RESTAURANT.)

by Aki:) August 8, 2009

ismahan

a foxy mamma

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Ismira

Ismira is a name for someone who faces tough challenges and accomplishe them they are hard working people and very pretty they have a great sense of humor and are very confident lastly smart

Teacher: you got an 100% on the text
Ismira: thank you

by Personxxx January 30, 2019

Isma

About to roast you so bad like a savage

Im about to go Isma on him

by Lolxmxlol November 20, 2016

Hoe-isms

characteristics of a hoe, traits of a hoe

her hoe-isms are like all other skanks

by studly1 January 10, 2012

ismutt

a bloody amazing bowlcut

woah ismutt is hot

by lilililifgdjfksdf October 25, 2011

ismairy

A unique person who isn't afraid to speak her mind. She's beautiful inside and out. She can light up your world with that amazing smile she have. She is brilliant and has a very good future ahead of her.

Ismairy is so beautiful and amazing!

by Andreaaaaaax December 27, 2013