Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath

I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath

by yeetxxyuhh April 27, 2020

nipple bath

Rubbing your breast all over a man or woman while you have soap on your breasts.

She totally gave Michael Bolton a nipple bath while they were in his hotel room.

by Jacqueline Sparrow December 18, 2013

Magic Bath

Using a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser on any and all parts of your body in a manner designed to briskly remove loose residue while surreptitiously deep cleaning.

Dude, I only have 3 minutes before Rose gets here and my armpits smell like rancid beef.

JMB, dude. (Just Magic Bath)

by SKi-stalski July 24, 2009

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Basin bath

Only washing your face and scalp hair by splashing water to make it look like you actually took a bath.

I barely woke up 15min. before the meeting and had a basin bath to make it in time.

by skoss October 14, 2009

Going to Bath

To go on a short holiday and come back engaged, often against your will.

James is going to Bath, we better start planning the stag do.

by RevClint March 18, 2015

sits bath

When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.

I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?

by Lifty Lady March 13, 2019