When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations
by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025
Get the Garden hosing mug.Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.
“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!
“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”
“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”
by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023
Get the Mexican Fire Hose mug.A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
Get the Slovakian fire hose mug.A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
Get the Slovakian fire hose mug.Rubber Hose Rampage is a 2024 boss rush game starring Mickey Mouse. The game was created in the wake of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.
Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.
Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.
Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.
In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.
Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.
Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.
In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
by HildaSimp August 5, 2024
Get the Rubber Hose Rampage mug.by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
Get the Garden hose cock mug.Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."
by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025
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