AJAX HORN

If you're ever lucky to meet an Ajax Horn. You are to be one of the luckiest people alive. They are, handsome, selfless, and honest. Always tending to others before themselves. Takes the time out of their day to send you a good morning and goodnight message even after just speaking to them over the phone. They are a one of a kind friend. A best friend. Someone willing to listen when you pour your heart out. Someone willing to smile through the day when you can't. Someone willing to come up with all the lamest jokes to make you laugh. Ajax Horn's is everything you could ever want in a person and more. They are love, they are happiness, they are laughter, they are light on the darkest of days. Soft and gentle when things get rough. They deserve the world. They deserve nothing but happiness and love. If I were to have an Ajax Horn, I would do nothing short of continuously proving how much he means to me. Mwuah x

Do you have an Ajax Horn?
Yes I DO!! He's the best.

by HalfCastVenom December 22, 2021

Shine the horn

“Shine the horn” means to have sex in a heterosexual manner, horn referring to a penis and shining it by having sex with a female

I’m going to hang out with my girlfriend and shine the horn.

I have some time off work and I’m going to party and shine the horn, then get back to work.

by Thomas Shelby 007 November 19, 2022

Horn-ball

A person who is very horny, very often and makes jokes about being horny or kinky stuff a lot.

Cortlyn is a horn-ball because she's horny a lot and likes the word kinky

by Starin_dawg June 27, 2021

Horn Dawg

Monica, Emily, and Rachel

Jesus they r such horn dawgs

by horndawg1234 May 31, 2020

Cool horn

Another name for a saxophone, when you can't remember the word "saxophone"

"What's the name of that song that's got the repeating line from the cool horn on the chorus?"
"Oh, Baker Street"
"Yeah, fuck that song"

by Step pepper January 14, 2015

unicorn's horn

Something that is very awesome, but also very rare.

Hey, have you heard of that vegan soft serve shop?
Yeah, man. That place is the unicorn's horn.

by David Hamburgeee July 13, 2014

Horn Race

(n, idiom) Two or more motorists honk their horns as long and loud as possible.

Jeremy Clarkson: Okay, fine. You want to have a horn race? Ready, steady...(HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNK) Now THAT'S a horn!
James May: And it got us thrown out.

by daz14lpa February 16, 2021