hayden

a fuckboy who very much a pleb and cheats on girls all the time

person 1: did you here that he cheated on her

person 2: yah, he’s such a hayden

by They Call Me Ugl June 30, 2018

Hayden Lake, Idaho

A small town in North Idaho, most famed because the small Aryan Nation compound gained national attention in the early 21st Century.

Now, the Aryan Nations are gone and Hayden Lake is home to aging upper-middle class white families that are not outwardly racist, but do use words like "negro" in a very polite way and still refer to all asian people as "oriental." Not that a black person (or an asian) would ever dream of going to Hayden Lake, but the locals are cautious anyway.

Hayden Lake Resident: we're not racist!

Out of towner: really? but what about that whole Aryan Nations thing like ten years ago? Didn't that happen in Hayden Lake, Idaho?

Hayden Lake Resident: oh! We kicked them out. We don't stand for that kind of racial hatred here.

Out of towner: oh. okay. . . so you want to go get some mexican food?

Hayden Lake Resident: no. I'm uncomfortable when brown people touch my food. I don't even let them clean my house. They could steal something.

by northIDescapee December 3, 2011

Hayden

A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense

Omg look at that nerd. He must be a Hayden

by Best Biatch March 19, 2017

Hayden

A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.

Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"

Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"

Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.

Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."

by Babyswagga3000 December 28, 2009

Hayden

The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.

Did you see that guy do a Hayden to that other guy on Grindr?

by Kenyons September 30, 2016

haydonism

The act of religiously wearing tight shirts with a deep v-next

That fag looks like a product of haydonism. Bless his soul.

by hotandsexual February 25, 2014

Hayden

The one guy who secretly watches kids under 5 years old

Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that

You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....

by Gucci_boy July 11, 2017