Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012

Half tit

When you see a half tit on a female and have to go and bash one out

J: *whispering* look, half tit
R: wow
J: sorry but I’ve got to go bash one out over that

by jbutty/half tit November 22, 2018

half-orphan

A person, especially a child, whom only one of his/her parents is around/alive.

Jame's father passed away a few days ago. People is starting to call him half-orphan.

by WickedDK December 5, 2018

half jack

Jacking off and ending right before you’re about to cum and then proceeding to workout right after to maximize T-levels. Proven way to get your biceps bigger
Better Pre-workout than Gnar Pump

Me: Hey Joe, why couldn’t you sumo deadlift 450 today?
Joe: Bro, honestly, I didn’t half jack today, I’m just not feeling as good
Me:Pussy

by Half-Jacking December 12, 2018

half-breeder

A bisexual person

Stop fucking that woman and start sucking my dick you half-breeder!

by D-Phanto September 27, 2018

half a pennie

The currency used to buy the shmunkagraph

Buy the shmunkagraph today for just half a pennie

by styzz fan May 9, 2023

Half-of-a-sister

Chloe Bourgeoisie calls Zoe Lee her half of a sister.

Person: what’s a sister called when her mother is your mom but you have different fathers
Chloe: half-of-a-sister?
Person: R A C I S T

by Delete this account now July 24, 2023